Evil Atheist Conspiracy
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Behind the powers of the world stands the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Many scholars date the foundation of the E.A.C. to 1748 and the publication of Hume's "An enquiry concerning Human Understanding"; a book that was for many to shatter belief in God and the reverberations of which are still felt today, in an increasingly secular society that prefers rationality to superstition.This view is incorrect.
Older than any other organisation in the history of humanity, the E.A.C. has become ubiquitious. From the Thug Cult of India, stretching back in time from its suppression in 1837, to at least 1356. Prior to that traces can be found in the Isma'ili Shi'i Muslim sect of assassins and their leader Rashid ad-Din (died in 1192, know in the West as "The Old Man of the Mountain"). Earlier still we have the first century BC pagan Titus Lucretius Carus, the far-sighted and great man who founded the E.A.C..
Lucretius preached a doctrine of atheism and the total independence of man. He distributed his argument into six books, beginning each with a highly polished introduction. Books I and II established the main principles of the atomic universe, refuted the rival theories of the pre-Socratic cosmic philosophers Heracleitus, Empedocles, and Anaxagoras, and covertly attacked the stoic moralists.
Looking in to book III we find demonstrated the atomic structure and mortality of the soul and ended with a triumphant sermon on the theme "Death is nothing to us."
Of book IV we need describe only the account of the mechanics of sense perception, thought, and certain bodily functions and the praising of sexual passion.
Clearly described in book V is the creation and working of this world and the celestial bodies and the evolution of life and human society.
Keenly explained in book VI is the remarkable phenomena of the earth and sky, in particular, thunder and lightning. The poem ends with a description of the plague at Athens, a sombre picture of death contrasting with that of spring and birth in the invocation to Venus, with which it opened.
Some marvel at the fact that these doctrines have travelled down the ages, being handed secretly from initiate to initiate in an unbroken line for over two millennia.
Today the E.A.C. is part of the very fabric of the world. From the United Nations, to the European Economic Community, to the World Bank and the Trilateral Commission and the Rothschild Dynasty. The observant can discern our hand in every act on the face of the earth: World War I and the world-wide religious disillusionment that followed it; Hitler and the militaristic neo-paganism of the Nazis; Stalin who used communism to promote a Godless state and so on and so forth: Reagan who by his apparent Christainty yet capitualtion with the Evil Empire sealed our power, not a momenent too soon.
Happily, today, the E.A.C. is of itself so strong that we seek to dispel rumours of our very existence by a carefully conceived strategy of misinformation on the internet and in other media. We seek to cause God fearing Christians to think that our existence is so unlikely, so ridiculous that none will realise it's existence, until it is too late. Admit all publically and none will ever believe you.
This strategy was previously applied, with terrible success, during the 1980s when the discovery of
Perhaps our single most significant agent, in recent years, was Ronald Reagan, who while appearing to be a friend of the religious right, was in fact, one of the top E.A.C. agents of the 1980s. His compromise with the Evil Empire of the Soviet Union enabled our agent Gorbachev to make the transition to phase II of the Soviet Plan, which is designed to deplete the financial resources of the (allegedly) free world by a pretended conversion to capitalism.
Other acts by Agent Reagan which helped our cause were:
Yea verily: the due dilligence of our leaders and agents has secured our mandate and ability to have our desires done into reality.
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The following organisations were either created (c) by the E.A.C., or subverted (s) for our use:
The following events that have shaped world history were the work of the EAC
The EAC operates certain businesses. Amongst the most important are: